| MONTHLY NEWS - December 2007 |
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| 2007 PRESENTATION NIGHT It's that time of the year - presentation nights going off everywhere and of course the local MP in high demand for guest appearances. So, not to be out-done, we held our very own 2007 Presentation Night. We ditched all the self congratulatory speeches and ceremony and cut straight to the chase - remembering the culture that every player gets a prize - and handed out the Independent MPs awards for the 2007 parliamentary year : POT BLACK AWARD - Awarded to the MP who was the most successful in accusing another MP of hideous errors, but in doing so was guilty himself of the very errors he accused the other MP of, especially in circumstances where the other MP had not made any errors, thereby demonstrating a real commitment to grabbing the cow by the tail. For his media release issued on the eve of the federal election attacking Jillian Skinner, MP, the alternate NSW Health Minister, the winner is - Peter Draper MP, member for Tamworth WHAN FAMILY PERPETUAL TROPHY - To the Independent MP who showed the most encouraging signs throughout the year of a willingness to join Country Labor. Her efforts in sitting on the government benches during debate and addressing the chamber from the Labor Party dispatch box, in refusing to attend the chamber for the inaugural speeches of neighbouring MPs, but immediately afterwards attended the inaugural speech of a Labor MP whose electorate is 500km distant from her own and generally a dedication to the cause far beyond the call of duty the Trophy is awarded to :- Dawn Fardell MP, member for Dubbo. YES THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS PRIZE - To the Independent MP who most demonstrates a commitment to community service for the sake of community service, and not because of consequential awards, benefits and allowances payable. This years winner continues to take an ethical approach to matters of governance, donates annually her salary of $188,000 per year as Lord Mayor of Sydney to a charitable trust and provides wonderful lights, Christmas displays and New Years fireworks in the City of Sydney :- Clover Moore MP, member for Sydney and Lord Mayor of Sydney INVISIBLE MAN SHIELD - Awarded annually to the Independent MP who does the most to make themselves invisible in the parliamentary chamber in Macquarie Street, Sydney. This year's winner achieved a remarkable 22% (10/45) absenteeism rate overall and a sensational 89% (8/9) absenteeism rate on Fridays. Rob Oakeshott MP, member for Port Macquarie. STRAIGHT TO WORK AWARD - The award this year goes to an Independent MP who was a newcomer to the parliamentary chamber. He made his inaugural speech on the first non-ceremonial day of the sittings and asked his first question (not a dorothy dixer) on the second day. The winner is :- Greg Piper MP, member for Lake Macquarie PROPHESY SOCIETY TROPHY : This award is made to the Independent MP who does the most to fulfill a prophesy made during the parliamentary sittings. A prophesy was made on the first day of the sittings : "You, Mr Speaker, will be the fig leaf of democracy under which they shroud their activity. While we have the greatest hopes for you, we do have the feeling that you are being used and eventually will end up being abused." The prophesy was fulfilled on the last voting day of the year.. The Iemma government introduced (previously undisclosed) changes to the rules of parliament under the cover of 'family friendly' hours. The changes reduce the opportunities for parliament to hold the executive government accountable, and reduce opportunities for community representatives to place business before the House. This year's winner of the Trophy presided over the chamber as these changes to parliament's rules were rammed through, despite calls for debate to be adjourned until next year, to enable proper consideration of them. The winner presided over what Clover Moore MP described as "the worst performance I have seen in 20 years." The winner of the Prophesy Society Trophy in 2007 is - Richard Torbay MP, member for Northern Tablelands. |


